You have probably been to a lot of Internet sites using the word free to imply that you can get something for nothing. Well, you have arrived at another one! Being a savvy Internet shopper, you must realize that nothing is free! And being savvy Internet marketers, we realize that the word free persuades savvy Internet shoppers like you to take a look. I have put the word free in bold print to emphasize this point. By now you are probably wondering just what is wrong with these people. What is this page all about?

It is about the truth. There are no free lunches. Oh, we do have some things which we call free, and one of them actually is. But the rest of what we call free is really built into the price of the item.

Our site advocates two free things: A Free Key Chain and Free Lettering. You will notice I put the links in for you just in case you want to stop reading and see just what this free stuff is. (Please don't click yet. Keep reading. Thank you).

Let's start with the Free Key Chain. (Do not click . Keep reading) We tell you that we will give you a free key chain for every five items ordered. That we will do, but you and I both know that the margin on the five items allows us to do this and not lose money. In fact we are still making money. And you had a fleeting thought that we were in the business of giving things away!

Now let's discuss the Free Lettering. (I know you almost clicked. Just a little more reading. Okay?) This is the same built-in theory as the key chain. The margin on the house sign allows us to include the lettering "at no charge". Again we use the word free when in all actuality we will still make a profit.

Man, I thought we had more integrity than this! I thought we were on the up and up! I thought that we .....Well maybe not. Maybe we are bad. Real bad! Or not! Maybe, just maybe, we are good. We are telling you the truth. So that makes us good, doesn't it? You simply can not get something for nothing.

I hope we have cleared things up for you. Or maybe we just confused you. At any rate please continue around our site. We really do have some nice products at fair prices. Isn't that what we all are looking for anyway? By the way, the names and e-mail addresses that we capture from you the Internet shopper will not be sold or transferred in any way. So go ahead and get that free recipe. Okay?

It never ends, does it? Well this is the end for now.

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